Free Crap # 1

I love free. I don't really care what it is, that's not the point. It's free; I love it.

"Nothing in life is free"

False.

There's plenty of free crap out there, you just have to find it. Recently I have become obsessed with samples. I don't care if they're giving away adult diapers; I want one if it's free. Free Coffee Sample:

Free Tacos from Jack in the Box (August 4th only)

Free Cereal

Can you tell I'm hungry? Geez.